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WHATS KEN DONE AGAIN ? 

I was recently told, when I informed Ken that I would file a complaint,that 'who would i complain to?'. So this is now the formal documentation of behavioral incidents and distress analytics for my favourite residential AR guy 

REGISTRY PROCEDURES

01

FILE YOUR COMPLAINT

I know... when Ken gets mad, darts go flying, so tell us what happened today !

02

Rank how he behaved 

How distressing was this incident for you ? He cant just keep the headphones on and not listen ! Now the site lets him read it all ! 

03

PUBLICATION

Your repsosnes will then be published and we can join a support group !

SUBMIT DOCUMENTATION

It is likely Ken has caused you distress.  Use this form to communicate these grievances to him and direct him to a more appropriate path.

What vibe did you have to endure him being
Have you been upset by this before?
Unfortunately yes
I probably have and my brain just made me forget the trauma

PUBLIC COMPLAINTS BOARD

The following grievances have been officially audited, verified, and stamped by the Board of Resident Distress. These are curated instances of Kenan's suboptimal interpersonal performance. As grievances are submitted they will be visible for users to review and comment on to share their stories.

INCIDENT TITLE/SUMMARY:

THE LUNCHROOM SIGNS

DISTRESS LEVEL (1-10):

RUDE

DISMISSIVE

INCIDENT TITLE/SUMMARY:

THE UNWANTED EFFICIENCY

DISTRESS LEVEL (1-10):

ATTITUDE DESCRIPTORS:

AGGRESSIVE

DETAILED DESCRIPTION:

INCIDENT TITLE/SUMMARY:

REJECTED SMALL TALK

DISTRESS LEVEL (1-10):

ATTITUDE DESCRIPTORS:

DISMISSIVE

RUDE

DETAILED DESCRIPTION:

COMISSIONED BY MYSELF,  FOR US ALL

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