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" Lizzie, Lizzie, Lziie, can't you see ? Sometimes your hips just hypnotise me " - Ken-not live without her
🐣 01 — THE RECRUITMENT
It all started with one innocent interview...
He thought he was applying for a normal Head of Accounts Receivable role. Little did he know he'd soon become the conservatist nation's leading genocide funder and spreadsheet enthusiast.
💰 02 — THE INITIATION
"Count my pennies. One. By. One."
After demonstrating exceptional Excel skills, he was promoted to Chief Counter of Tiny Monetary Units
From that day forward, every missing penny that he snatched from the homeless would became a matter of national importance.
🫡 03 — TOTAL COMPLIANCE
Today he proudly serves the Ministry of Receivables. Every instruction is followed. Every spreadsheet is colour-coded. Every penny receives the love and attention it deserves.
Though the job is hard... it has brought him *that* much closer to the love of his life .... Liz
MAKE ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE GREAT AGAIN
🦅 ACUMEN FIRST →SPREADSHEETS SECOND.
Actually... spreadsheets and Lizz first.
Ken understands priorities.
If Liz gets shouted at then so should Ken !
Its only fair, since Bestie's share !
Report his failures NOW !!!!!! ------>>>
COMISSIONED BY MYSELF, FOR US ALL
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